Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Games that will keep you warm this winter!

So its winter and your girlfriend has the hot water bottle out and the only time she ever needs you is to service her pipes. Most of the time she would rather have you two cuddle and watch movies in bed. That's all good, but you also want to give those fingers an exercise and sweat those winter chills away.

The Idiots Guide To Gaming present our winter special. These three games that I am about to profile "not review" are sure to keep you indoors and warm this winter. I hope they don't cause any trouble for you and your lady.

First up we have Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Future Soldier


If your asking yourself who the hell is Tom Clancy? Well? His a well known American author who is best known for his espionage military science and techno thriller storylines. Ubisoft use his name for promotional purposes, and have titles like Rainbow 6 and Splinter Cell tagged with his name. Cool! Back to the game and enough with the history lesson


Ubisoft the developers of this game claim that you'll become the ultimate soldier as you embark on a journey across the globe and you "The Ghosts" are the only thing that stands in the way of WWIII from happening. So if your childhood dream is to become a soldier but you are too chicken to pursue this dream. This game is just for you. Its available on PS3, Xbox 360 and Windows PC. It retails for R517 save up for this one. It looks like its going to be a classic. My review for it will follow in the weeks to come.

Up next is Max Payne 3.


The Max Payne trilogy dates back to July 2001 when the game first came out. 11 years later Max is back and looks like trouble follows him everywhere he goes. He is now in Sao Paulo, Brazil and has taken up the job of protecting a wealthy family. Looks like you "Max" are going to be in one hell of a ride, in a city you don't know.



You "Max" have a bad history with woman, drugs and alcohol. So if you relate to Max go out and get Max Payne 3 it. This game retails for R603 and is available on PS3 and Xbox 360. Am sure your lady is going to want to play this one with you. Woman love bad boys.

Finally i have something for you PC gamers: Diablo 3


Diablo means Devil in Spanish and yes you guessed it you are up against the devil and his monsters on this one. The first two games i featured are known as FPS games (First Person Shooters) this game is known as a RPG (Role Playing Game) and your role is to fight in a fast paced environment. PC games are well known to be strategy games that require you to use your brain and not shoot your way out of every situation.



As you fight your way through a dark fantasy world, you will grow your ability, gain experience and acquire items that will give you incredible power. Diablo retails for R457 and if you've a couple of hours to spare at the office or when the boss is not watching? Go on and kick the devils ass. And when the game starts getting too scary for you? Call your lady to hold your hand and cuddle with you? Or if you like? You can also call your boss.

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